Ace bowler extraordinaire, Bernie Bostock, has been killed in a motorcycle crash. His girlfriend, Alli (They call her "Ten Pin Alli" because she is an amazing bowler, too) is the only one who can replace him if the men's team is going to win the city-wide tournament this year. One problem: no girls allowed on the men's team. So, she disguised herself as a man! The rest is history...

Alli's best friend, Helen, is there when Alli transforms into a man (so she can fill in for Bernie at the tournament.)  Helen slaps her way from one scene to another; whether it's the boys who are bugging her, or Alli, who is going hysterical because she can hear ghosts; specifically Bernie who encourages the whole thing on from some other-worldly location.

The boys in the band; Taz, Old Fat Les, Cross-Eyed Roy and Darryl are on the men's team with Alli (who is set to impress.) She wiggles her way into a tight pair of jeans, pulls her hair under a hat, slaps on a moustache and then it's onto the bowling lanes where she throws a rack of thunder...

Grandma (she's no one's Grandma in particular) is there being muse, mentor and confidante through the trials and tribulations of Alli's life; Grandma waits tables, cleans, cooks - you name it! She's in on the surprise ending when Alli finally reveals that she is pregnant with Bernie's baby! Oh, yeah, and rumor has it that Grandma is friends with country super star, Toby Keith (and indeed she is...)

All original songs are by award winning songwriter Ashton Wolf and Daina DePrez. There's DANGEROUS MAN, HOW MANY (BOWLING) BALLS DOES ONE MAN NEED?, A REAL GOOD SHINE, I'D RATHER BE A GIRL and THE MAN IN ME. There's LET'S DO A SHOT and THE BOWLING SONG!

It's non-stop double entendre mayhem as we weave in and out of the complexities of modern day life in a small town setting; And it's a laugh-a-minute yet poignant tale of a girl who is about to become a SUPERSTAR (and a Mom)!














Songs and MP3's 


(Big Bad) Motorcycle Man

Dangerous Man

How Many "Bowling" Balls Does One Man Need?

A Real Good Shine

Grandma’s Teeth

Boys Will be Boys

The Man in Me


I'd Rather Be a Girl!

The Bowling Song

Let’s Do a Shot!


While I’m Away


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